The
Truths According to Me
By Karla Maquiling
1. I will marry
only for love.
2. Daddy isn't always right.
3. Birds of the same feather flock together.
4. If he chose someone else over me—whether for money, convenience,
or because his family likes her—it doesn’t mean she’s
better; it only means he is stupid.
5. In hell there are virgins, although not the humble ones.
6. Some people learn from other people’s mistakes. Others
prefer to make their own mistakes and learn from them. It’s
all a matter of choice.
7. Even Lea Salonga gets rejected at auditions.
8. I will kill and maim for my son.
9. Be discreet. Always. And don’t give too many clues.
10. I am pretty, sexy, and intelligent. She is not.
11. Harassing a girl whom your ex left you for smacks of bad breeding.
Women of class will only sigh and say… (refer to # 4)
12. We all have to kiss toads before we get to our princes.
13. I’m a bitch and proud of it.
14. Stop complaining. Walk out.
15. Assume nothing.
16. I love myself and am proud of what I have become.
17. At the end of the day, what matters is not how people see you,
but how you see yourself.
18. I’ve always worked for my money. I am no gold digger.
The shoes on my feet, I bought it.
19. I will give up meat and my religion only because I choose to,
and not because I want to please some people.
20. Never lose your sense of humor.
21. I am proud of having gone to UP. And my children, as my children’s
children, will all go to UP—if they inherit my genes.
22. I’m proud of being a Filipino. If I were born in Afghanistan,
I would have been stoned to death by now.
23. Not all rich kids are spoiled or bratty. Some of them do eat
dried fish. And surprise, surprise, they fart too.
24. Your love may spill a plate of spaghetti on you and you would
still love him
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