Mga Nakakalokong E-mail Forwards

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Mga Nakakalokong E-mail Forwards

Postby canis lupus fidelis » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:52 pm

Maraming mga forwarded BS ang madalas matanggap nating lahat sa e-mail. Kadalasan, ito yung mga mushy-mushy stories na napaka-corny, o kaya'y mga istupidong chain letters, o kaya'y mga true accounts ng mga "religious" stories na kung susurii'y napakaraming butas para maging totoo.

Pero minsan, may mga sulat na ganito na nakakatawa dahil sa kanilang pagka-ridiculous. Hindi kasama siyempre rito ang mga forwarded jokes, dahil ang purpose nila talaga ay magpatawa.

Anong klaseng mga sulat ang sinasabi ko? Nakakatawa minsan dahil sarcastic, o kaya'y nakakatawa dahil nga nagpipilit na magpakaseryoso.
Ridiculous, preposterous, kuha nyo na siguro yung drift.

Basta kahit anong weirdo na e-mail, i-post natin dito!!
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Postby canis lupus fidelis » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:56 pm

Tulad kunwari nitong sulat na ito. Kung babasahin natin, touching yung story niya, yun pala may punchline sa dulo. Well, makukuha nyo naman siguro yung punchline niya. Narinig na ito nung mga nakasama sa EB sa ayala station, pero para sa ibang tao, hehe, eto na siya!

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There was once a guy who suffered from cancer... a
cancer that can't be
treated. He was 18 years old and he could die
anytime. All his life, he was
stuck in his house being taken cared by his mother.
He never went outside
but he was sick of staying home and wanted to go
out for once.
So he asked his mother and she gave him permission.
He walked down his
block and found a lot of stores. He passed a CD
store and looked through
the front door for a second as he walked. He
stopped and went back to look
into the store. He saw a young girl about his age
and he knew it was love
at first sight. He opened the door and walked in,
not looking at anything
else but her. He walked closer and closer until he
was finally at the front
desk where she sat.

She looked up and asked "Can I help you?" She
smiled and he thought it was
the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before
and wanted to kiss her
right there.

He said "Uh... Yeah... Umm... I would like to buy a
CD." He picked one out
and gave her money for it.

"Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked,
smiling her cute smile
again.

He nodded and she went to the back.

She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to
him. He took it and walked
out of the store. He went home and from then on, he
went to that store
everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for
him. He took the CD home
and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to
ask her out and he really
wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out
about this and told him to
just ask her.

So the next day, he took all his courage and went
to the store. He bought a
CD like he did everyday and once again she went to
the back of the store
and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when
she wasn't looking, he
left his phone number on the desk and ran out...

!!!RRRRRING!!!

The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"

It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the
mother started to cry and
said, "You don't know? He passed away yesterday...

" The line was quiet except for the cries of the
boy's mother. Later in the
day. The mother went into the boy's room because
she wanted to remember
him. She thought she would start by looking at his
clothes. So she opened
the closet. She was face to face with piles and
piles and piles of unopened
CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and
she picked one up and sat
down on the bed and she started to open one.

Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of
the wrapper, out fell a
piece of paper. The mother picked it up and started
to read it.

It said: Hi... I think U R really cute. Do u wanna
go out with me? Love,
Jacelyn

The mother opened another CD...

Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi... I
think U R really cute.
Do u wanna go out with me? Love, Jacelyn


MORAL LESSON :
Love is... when you've had a huge fight but then
decide to put aside your
egos, hold hands and say, "I Love You"


You Have 2 Options
1) Send this page to all your Fiends
2) Don't send it and act like it didn't touch you.

I hope You Chose 1 I did

**************
note: hindi ko siya finorward dahil kung na-touch man ako, nawala kaagad yun sa katatawa.
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Postby canis lupus fidelis » Mon Aug 26, 2002 4:58 pm

o kaya'y ganito.
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A couple of things you never knew
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1) Prehistoric Saber-Toothed Cats are herbivores. Their saber teeth which extends from 5-7 inches from their mouth are not effective tools against prey. Experiments with replicas of the prehistoric cat's skulls and fangs show that biting flesh with the tusk-like teeth will result in major injuries for the cat, which may also result in the saberteeth being broken off. Also, when the saber-toothed cat opens its mouth, the end of its long fangs reach exactly to the lower jaw, making biting other animals nearly impossible. So how do these cats use those oversized fangs? Similar to the tusks of the elephant's ancestor, the mammoth, saber-toothed cats use their fangs to dig the roots of ancient ferns, or loosen and tear thick bushes before devouring them.

2) There have been numerous fraudulent information about the origin of the word "FUCK". One silly story tells of medieval times when newly-wed couples need to have the king's consent before copulating.
The couples, after being permitted to do their business, hangs a sign on their door which reads "F.U.C.K." or "Fornication Under Consent of the King." This story is as stupid as another one which tells of
a missing soldier in Napoleon's army who was found by his commanding officer engaging in sexual congress with a prostitute. When the officer wrote his report regarding the missing soldier, he wrote "F.U.C.K." for "Found Under Carnal Knowledge." Both stories are false.
A group of linguists and anthropologists have traced the origins of the word "FUCK" during a "Slang Dictionary" project. The word "FUCK" was traced back to medieval times in Europe. The word itself is onomatopoeic, meaning it was derived from the sound of the action itself. The sound made by two sweaty bodies slapping on each other has a very distinct "FOK" or "FLOK" sound. Early forms of the word were spelled "FLUK", "FLOK", "FOK", and "FUK". The word as we spell it today appeared around the 18th Century.
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Postby outofreach_sofar » Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:13 am

Forward emails?! ako ata pinatatamaan mo clf ha :lol2:
Knowledge And Wisdom Are Two Different Things-ALFRED M.-
True Love Is Always Sacrifice -ALFRED M.-
A Man WithOut Hope Is A Man WithOut Fear -DAREDEVIL-
Great Power Comes With Great Responsibility - SPIDER MAN-

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Postby canis lupus fidelis » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:50 pm

uy! defensive!! hehehe!! :lol2:

hinde, si alfred talaga o! puwera lang nga dun sa rose ek-ek mo, ala akong nabuksan na attachments sa mga sinend mo e. misteryoso kasing nawawala. :lol2:
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Postby outofreach_sofar » Mon Sep 02, 2002 7:19 am

E may magic at kaya nawawala e :lol:
Knowledge And Wisdom Are Two Different Things-ALFRED M.-

True Love Is Always Sacrifice -ALFRED M.-

A Man WithOut Hope Is A Man WithOut Fear -DAREDEVIL-

Great Power Comes With Great Responsibility - SPIDER MAN-

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Postby Ederic » Sat Sep 07, 2002 4:31 pm

Kasi nga po, ang mga moderators/editors lamang ang pwedeng magpadala ng attachment. Delikado kasi sa virus ngayon.
Panahon na ngayong dapat na lumitaw ang liwanag ng katotohanan; panahon nang dapat nating ipakilala na tayo'y may sariling pagdaramdam, may puri, may hiya at pagdadamayan. --Andres Bonifacio

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Postby outofreach_sofar » Thu Sep 12, 2002 1:16 pm

Alam kona po :lol2: :lol:
Knowledge And Wisdom Are Two Different Things-ALFRED M.-

True Love Is Always Sacrifice -ALFRED M.-

A Man WithOut Hope Is A Man WithOut Fear -DAREDEVIL-

Great Power Comes With Great Responsibility - SPIDER MAN-

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Re: Mga Nakakalokong E-mail Forwards

Postby Ederic » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:51 am

May mga nagfo-forward pa ba ng mga ganito ngayon?
Panahon na ngayong dapat na lumitaw ang liwanag ng katotohanan; panahon nang dapat nating ipakilala na tayo'y may sariling pagdaramdam, may puri, may hiya at pagdadamayan. --Andres Bonifacio


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